Do people have a favourite one?
My favourite is my right one (left to everyone else.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:57, 36 replies)

Proper story now..
When I was courting my (now ex) wife, we'd often have sex in bed, before we went to sleep.

As part of this sexy-time I was permitted to touch/kiss her breasts.

This wasn't unique to her though, other women I've slept with have afforded similar opportunities.

True story this.

(To be honest, I'm not 100% as to what is expected from this QOTW)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:55, 1 reply)

wtf
Bad subject for me - This qotw makes me feel sad due to some personal raisins.

On the other hand, breasts are bloody fantastic! I haven't had a feel for ages... come over and let me have a go! (o)(o)

EDIT: If I had breasts, I'd purposefully go around bumping into people like a bumper car and giggling. I doubt if the novelty would ever wear off, to be honest.
( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)

since all the wimmins complained to fuck when we had a question about penises
I'm going to bitch like hell about this ridiculous display of sexism

I don't have breasts, how can I possibly answer this question?

Waaaaaaah
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:51, 12 replies)

I have a tendency to impale large-chested women with pickaxes and try to climb up their still twitching bodies.
It's just I get so easily confused if they're not small and humble.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:50, 1 reply)

I suspect
This QOTW is actually a fiendish plan to make Amorous Badger explode.
(teff, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:49, 2 replies)

So - the most embarassing thing I've done with a penis is ...
Oh.

Sorry - wrong QOTW.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

My breasts are the stuff of legends!
In that they may not be real, but they still entertain and thrill the masses.
(teff, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

BOOBIES!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Oh chompy.
Sad times, man.

I HAVE BREASTS. OMG.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:45, 7 replies)

Nipples of a casual lover
Many years ago I was fortunate enough to be involved in a casual, no-strings friend-fuck situation for a good few months.

She had hair on her nipples.

You know like how men have those long spindly blacker-than-black thick hairs around their nipples? She had that too.



I'd like to tell you I was tonguing her nips and I caught one 'twixt my teeth. But I didn't, so I can't.
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:39, 7 replies)

I'm pretty fond of breasts, yeah.
This one time I saw some breasts and I was like 'whoa' and I had to have a bit of a lie down.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 6 May 2010, 13:38, 1 reply)

For all future posts...
Pictures or it didn't happen.

worth a shot....
( Muns, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I like breasts

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Erm...
there are some hills in Scotland called the Mamores, if it helps?

QoTW #FAIL
(JohntheDane, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:36, 4 replies)

A friend at university
once told me that back in his hometown, they had a local fried chicken shop (think KFC knockoffs, you know the type), the owners of which could not speak or write English very well at all. One day, they put a special lunch deal on the board - £2 got you a chicken breast, chips and a coke.

However, the special offer poster read like this:

CHICKEN BEAST FOR LUNCH
£2
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Don't think I've complained about a QOTW yet
but it does seem a very very narrow subject. Bit like ginger
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:35, 6 replies)

I love Breasts!!
They are awesome things!! Why do I love them? I don't know,i'm just programmed too I guess.

I think the B3ta ladies responses are going to be a lot more interesting than ours due to the fact that they don't come over all funny when they think about them, unless they are lesbians or bi-sexual obviously.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

From an unknown source
"They were horrible, just two giant nipples surrounded by a tiny bit of breast. Like a titty eclipse"
(teebie jeebie, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

When you wish upon some breasts
hidden under ladies vests
oh to see their super chests
i like breasts
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:32, 1 reply)

I'm not sure I understand the question.
Any hints on where to look for inspiration?

I've "done" Google.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

This bird goes to the doctors and says...
'Doctor, it's me tits'

The Doctors says, 'Oh dear, well, you'd better get them out, I'll have to weigh them'

The girl removes her top and turns towards the doctor, the doctor reaches forward and, handling said norks goes 'WAYYYYHHEY!'

Regards,

Manning/Brown (of the Chubby variety)/Davidson and every other 1970's 'comic'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Chicken or duck?
When I was but 16 I shared a bed with my then girlfriends best mate.
I ended up as the big spoon with my right hand resting just below her rather nice boobs.

I spent the whole night not getting any sleep and just wondering whether or not to just raise my hand up a few inches and have a squeeze.

I didn't as I'm a good boy really.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:26, 6 replies)

I like breasts.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 6 May 2010, 13:25, 3 replies)

Er...
what?

I have them, they are medium sized but look bigger because I'm so short. However I'm extremely fortunate not to have men leering at me, because:

a) I'm Asian

and

b) I look about 14.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Thu 6 May 2010, 13:25, 2 replies)

you are joking, right?
we might as well rename this part of b3ta /razzle for the week
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:25, 4 replies)

just
missed being first :(
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

First
. . Itty bitty titties
()() Little breasts
(.)(.) Nice breasts
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(D)(D) Bullets
(O)(O) Handful breasts
(~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts
\o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts
[o][o] Breasts during a mammogram
* ^ * Flat chest
(+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(^)(^) Cold breasts
(justin(e), Thu 6 May 2010, 13:22, 6 replies)