I'm really well-travelled, and also a very brave soldier with a sense of freedom and adventure.
I DESPISE package holidays, and am SO much better than people who go on them. I, like, speak all the languages in the world, and wherever I go the locals really take me into their hearts and love me, and like, I'm really accepting of their SWEET little cultures and stuff. I've eaten LOADS of different types of food, and totally think travel broadens the mind. I'm very spiritual, as well.

Basically, I'm waay better than you are, and if you go to a country and aren't immediately cognisant of the local language, habits, customs and food, then you're SCUM. SCUM. I HATE you. YOU'RE SCUM. I AM MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ARE, YOU HEAR?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:10, 4 replies)

you're still a bit sore about spending your holiday supping lager in a bar frequented by sex workers

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:12, closed)

You would be too if you'd encountered a cock that big.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:15, closed)

Then did you chundah everywah?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:18, closed)

*fist-bumps just like they do in the ghetto*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)