Sick and tired
A four year old Rakky is sat on the school bus, wearing her boater and gymslip, heading off to another day at the hell hole school she’d been sent to. And like every day, as soon as the bus doors closed and my mother’s tearful face slid out of view, the girl from my class, the stupid, popular, rich one would start on me. “Give me your jotter, what’s the matter, cry baby, going to tell teacher?” On and on it went, every single day until one day I could take no more.

So, pulling myself up to the full height that only a four year old can muster, I prepared to unleash a salvo of such terrifying force that even the gods themselves would stop to listen…

And I vomited on her.

Didn’t mean to, it just kind of fell out.

Left me alone after that though. Stupid bitch.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:06, 4 replies)

I like this.
All kids should be able to vomit on cue if being bullied.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, closed)

Fabulous.
That is all.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, closed)

I think you might have found a universal solution to bullying
*click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, closed)

This ^^^
is wonderful. Good work. :)
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:15, closed)