Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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InappropriatenessA long while back my life was so shit I decided to end it all and made my way to the top of a tower block. In a desperate attempt to see if any other human would care if I snuffed it I rang The Samaritans and heard the following;
'Hello, you have reached The Samaritans. Sorry but we are unable to take your call right now, please hold.'
And then a song played. And what was it? Only bloody 'Jump' by Van Halen.
(DISCLAIMER: May be 100% fictional)
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R.Soul hmmm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:35,
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