Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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'My mouse doesn't work'There was a brilliant one with that, with Virgin, when they did PAYG dialup.
An old woman called up, and ALL the possible causes were went through with her, just because she doesn't seem to be knowing much, and we didn't want to fob her off.
In the end, she was moving around one of those 'micro' modems, waving it about. It was USB, and her 'computer genius' son had unplugged the mouse, replaced it with that, and told her to get on with it.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:01,
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