Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Reverse swimming pool prankA couple of years ago, my significant other, our son and I were at the seaside. My dear half noticed a chap allowing his dog to shit on the pavement and was about to admonish him roundly for his lack of civic endeavour; she was, however, stunned silent by a seagull.
The big bastard swooped down and took the steaming turd in its mouth before it flew off with its meaty snickers.
By the big bastard, I mean the seagull. Not my missus.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 21:30, 3 replies)
The karmic justice of nature.(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:22, closed)
A click for "meaty snickers"I'll never eat chocolate bars again!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:12, closed)
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