Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Not me, but a friend of mine.Bill (not his name) was in the Special Forces during the Second Gulf War (Operation Enduring Our Freedom to Bomb the Living Fuck Out Of You) and was stationed in Afghanistan. Despite what Hollywood tells you, Special Forces does not go wriggling through the dust to assassinate the bad guys, but rather were there to get to know the locals and try to make a rapport with them to try to persuade them to back the western forces and push back the Taliban. He could never be sure if he was making progress or not, but hey, he did his job anyway.
As such their base was set up a half to three quarters of a mile from a village. There was a big perimeter around it, obviously, and it had to be monitored. Part of Bill's duty was to stay on top of that wall and keep watch through night vision scopes for any suspicious movement.
One night Bill and his partner for the shift were sweeping around with their night vision and spotted movement at the edge of the village behind a building. As they watched two local guys led a donkey out there, then one stood in front of the donkey holding it still while the other guy went behind it. After a time they traded places. In the distance they could hear the donkey braying.
Were those sounds of outrage or pleasure? Only the donkey knows for certain.
Bill relayed this story to me over a beer, and even ten years later he still shuddered as he described what he saw. Some things just should not be seen outside of certain establishments in Tijuana...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:04,
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"Abdul, take your father and go fuck the donkey to distract the westerners while we mount an attack"2 hours later
"So, how did the attack go?"
"What attack, you miserable donkey fucker? Ahahahaha!"
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 2:26,
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...The first Gulf War was in the early '90s, well before the Taliban were significant.
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...you're right.It was the sequel. Apologies.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 19:49,
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I was expecting some terrible pun, at the end of this.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:58,
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