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Five years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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Wizard vs Jedi
Living in London and having a job where Im out and about a fair bit, Ive run into quite a few celebrities. The encounter that stands out the most for me was when I was in a black cab heading towards Hammersmith, crawling down Kensington Road just near Hyde Park.

Bored, feeling my arse grow increasingly numb on the hard seat, I glanced to my right and saw well, fuck me! That looks like yes! It is! It is! I very nearly creamed my pants.

I wound down the window and as we trundled past at all of five miles an hour in the terrible traffic, I screamed: Use your Jedi mind trick! Go on! Go on! Use the trick! Go oooonnnnn!!!

Ewan McGregor looked up, appearing incredibly pissed off, as the large Nigerian traffic warden lady wrote him out a ticket for illegal parking.

And because we were going so slowly, Ewans gaze bore into the back of my skull like a pair of laserbeams until wed driven past. Didnt help Ewan's mood that I was chuckling merrily to myself as we went.

The taxi driver said: Was e famous? E looked familar 'e did... I explained who the bloke was. The taxi driver digested this information, mulled it over for a bit, then said, matter-of-factly: I 'ad that gay wizard from the Lord of the Rings in 'ere the other day.

And by the time we arrived at our destination in Hammersmith, I'd had the most incredible conversation with a taxi driver ever: Who'd win in a fight to the death - Gandalf the Gray or Obi Wan Kenobi...

We decided it would probably be a draw.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:19, closed)
that gay wizard from the Lord of the Rings
the wisdom of taxi drivers love it
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:29, closed)
Obi Wan.
When Gandalf breaks the bridge ebtween them he would Jedi jump over it and cut him in half in the process.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:28, closed)
Definitely Obi Wan
Gandalf would cut him down, but Obi Wan would just become more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:35, closed)

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