LFB
I was recently in a queue for the lift at one of those swanky high rise office blocks. The lift seemed to take an age to arrive, and it became clear that it was stopping at every floor. The queue of people became increasingly impatient which was clear from the ‘tuts’ and the frantic looking at watches. (How looking at your watch is meant to make the lift arrive faster, I have no idea. But still).
After what seemed like hours, (but was probably only 10 minutes or so), the lift doors burst open and the people at the front of the queue where knocked aside by a whirr of brown legs and neighing.
I stepped into the lift, too late to avoid treading in the humungous pile of horse shite that had been left to fester on the floor.
I shouted ‘You annoying……’, but the lift doors had already closed before I had a chance to finish.
Long faced bastard.
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:45, 2 replies)

It's that
bloody word again
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:48, closed)

¿Que?

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:22, closed)