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Five years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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I was recently in a queue for the lift at one of those swanky high rise office blocks. The lift seemed to take an age to arrive, and it became clear that it was stopping at every floor. The queue of people became increasingly impatient which was clear from the ‘tuts’ and the frantic looking at watches. (How looking at your watch is meant to make the lift arrive faster, I have no idea. But still).
After what seemed like hours, (but was probably only 10 minutes or so), the lift doors burst open and the people at the front of the queue where knocked aside by a whirr of brown legs and neighing.
I stepped into the lift, too late to avoid treading in the humungous pile of horse shite that had been left to fester on the floor.
I shouted ‘You annoying……’, but the lift doors had already closed before I had a chance to finish.
Long faced bastard.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:45, closed)
It's that
bloody word again
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:48, closed)

(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:22, closed)

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