take off your hat you tw@,,,,,
... i upset badly drawn boy not long ago. he lives round the corner from me and has been wearing the same hat for about 5 years....... He also went to my sixth form so i feel we have something in common...

Anyway, being a smoker i had popped outside for a quick ciggy and being rather drunk and northern, within minutes i had attracted a crowd. I was chatting to a rather crusty rocker type about the weather or the politics of paletine or something. when mr Badly wandered out and stood with said crusty. He as quite chatty (and miserable looking as usual) so i thought this would be a good time to tell him we went to the same sixth form, and also how good his first album was.

He seemed remotley fazed byt his and pointed out 'ive had four albums since then.....

to which i replied - ive never listened to any of them....

he wasnt very impressed

but then again - who has!?

he turned his back on me and that was the point i thought the conversation was well and truly over....
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:08, 2 replies)

I see him knocking about too
and once when he was carrying three pints from the bar in a local boozer I dared a mate to rugby tackle him. Said mate was quite pissed and nearly did, but bottled it. Quite lucky as that would be common assault.

Apologies for non-story (actually fuck off it's not it's own thread)
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:47, closed)

similarly
i was going to pull his hat off once when i saw him with 3 pints.

we reckon he has his hair stitched into his hat and is in fact a baldy.

you live in chorlton?
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:57, closed)