Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Howard MarksI was at an Edinburgh club during the festival when this old bloke in a dodgy leather jacket and a cheesy shirt came up to me and asked if I knew anyone that could get him some Es.
"Fuck off, you're a policeman" said I.
"No, I'm Howard Marks!" said he.
"And I'm the pope!" I replied. (I'm full of wit at 3am)
Howard then got out his driving license...
[rest of story deleted for legal reasons]
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wbm, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 3:11,
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