Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Chris EubanksEvery year, some friends and I do the London to Brighton Charity Bike Ride. Afterwards whilst getting cunted at a seafront bar (as is tradition after a hard days peddling) we spotted lisping fuckmonkey Chris "thimply the betht" Eubanks on the opposite side of the road astride his Harley. Several of us then stood up and shouted at the top our voices "Oi Chris you wanker". He spotted us and roared off down the road, only to do a U turn and come back. We shat ourselves at the prospect of a good hiding from a professional boxer only to see him come past showboating and waving at us. Seems that the vocally challenged wankpot has (luckily for us) gone deaf.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 9:17, Reply)
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