Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Ulrika JonssonBack in about 1990 when I was 16 and living in Torquay, my parents were away so a few mates came around to my place and we got all pissed up on cider booze. We stayed up all night ('cos we were that hard), and then at about 7 in the morning we switched on the TV and saw that the really fit new weathergirl Ulrika Jonsson was presenting the weather live from Torquay sea front. So with nothing better to do we leg it down there to try and see her 'in the flesh' and get on TV.
We found her straight away (not difficult to spot a hot blonde with a camera crew on a deserted beach)and went straight up to her. They were on a break and were due back on-air soon. She was even more stunning in real life than on TV, and the whole bunch of us just stood there staring at her with gormless grins, practically dribbling. And then *gasp* she spoke to us: "Aren't you lads a bit too old to be acting like this?" She seemed to find our adolescent drooling amusing.
"Fucking slag" my mate replied. And off we went again.
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Biffins Bridge, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 10:30,
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