Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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I have no recollection of the precise wordingdue to being very drunk indeed. However, it involved slagging off the blonde one from Birds of a Feather as being a talentless bitch while simultaneously trying to chat up her jailbait daughter.
Later that evening I referred to Patick Stewart as a "stuck-up, shiny-headed bastard" just loud enough for him to hear while staggering away having failed to get an autograph following our fascinating conversation about the relative merits of Excalibur and the five-hour cut of Dune (which he professed never to have seen, despite having done the voiceover at the start, the cunt).
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TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 11:11,
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