Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Darren fuckface DayI was walking down king street in Manchester towards deansgate and as I walk around the corner who should I walk straight into and nearly knock over? The one and only Darren Day.
Now Darren, being at the height of his 'fame' and staring in Joseph at the time gave me this look like he'd just stepped in a king sized pile of dog shit and waved his Evian at me in a sort of 'shoo shoo' manner.
Obviously I didn't take too kindly to this and I replied with a volley along the lines of 'get a proper job you soft southern streak of piss' in a broad northern accent.
The poor lad was shocked, all I could see was the flapping of his pastel pringle as he ran off down deansgate at a pace.
Prick.
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TooMuch2AM, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 15:12,
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