Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Rude boyNow this was REALLY rude.
I was in a supermarket in Chiswick in around 1986, choosing a box of eggs, checking inside (as you do) to make sure none of them are cracked, when I glanced up and Daly Thompson - possibly the greatest athlete the UK has ever produced for you youngsters - appeared around the corner with his stunning missus.
I immediately tipped the box and the eggs fell out and smashed in front of him.
Well, it would have been very rude if I'd thrown them at him and shouted "Oi, Thompson - you're a w*nker!".
Sigh...
Is Mr Wimpy famous? Back in the 70s, my mate kicked him in the goolies. Just because he could, the tw*t was in one of those suits where your arms just stick out at the side. He rolled around the pavement, shedding leaflets and groaning for quite a long time.
Hee hee.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 16:34, Reply)
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