OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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The Mystery Toilet was a small plastic bog with a button. When you pressed the button a hand came out from under the lid and stroked you. I was so inspired by this that me and my friend started a band named after the item. Sadly our songs about poo never really impressed anyone.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:44, closed)
The fact it was a hand in a toilet was more exciting at the time.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 23:52, )
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