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OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."

Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.

What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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This is a question reply Don't. Buy. Cars. From. Ebay.
At least not without looking at them first. Our 'bargain price' Citroen Berlingo has so far had the following:

- Broken power steering pump (works, but louder than engine)
- Exhaust (fell off on drive home)
- Starter motor (died one week after purchase)
- Brakes (so bad they're funny: a choice of drifting gently across the white line, or locking up the front wheels)
- Thermostat (doesn't work, so car eternally freezing cold. Doesn't matter that much, though, because the fan stopped working today anyway.)
- Anti-roll bar (two parts missing)
- Rear axle mounts (detached)

The word 'shed' is overused these days, but I think that in this case it may be a little too gentle really.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:47, closed)
This is a question reply Thats nothing to do with Ebay
Thats nothing to do with Ebay, its a French car not only thats it's a Citroen! This all would of happened Ebay or not.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:01, )
This is a question reply Never buy a Citroen
or a Renault, or a Peugeot, or a Fiat, or an Alfa Romeo unless you like spending a lot of time fixing cars.

No odds if you buy it off e bay, a forcourt, or whatever
(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 14:30, )
This is a question reply european cars are cool
the only thing that has really gone wrong with my r reg saxo is that one of the side skirts fell off, bu t that may have something to do with a car hedge interface!
never buy a fiat or alfa, not because theyre bad but because it puts you in the hands of the fiat / alfa aftersales departments, and you really dont want to be, i used to work for them, so glad i dont anymore
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 16:11, )
This is a question reply You bought a car on eBay...?
I bet that came in a fucking big jiffy bag - The postage alone would have been massive!
:-)

Beware the Saxo - I've heard 2 independant stories of them spinning out of control randomly...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:25, )

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