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OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."

Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.

What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?

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I bought a vibrating metal egg to put up my arse. It was connected via a thin wire to the control unit - and it got lost. I had to inspect my crap like Gillian fucking McKeith to make sure it had come out.

Another time, I bought a cheap plastic vibrating cockring. The bloody thing snapped and whacked me in the cock.

And I bought a cheap vibrator. It didn't touch the sides. Useless.
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This is a question reply you need to stop shopping at clonezone.

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This is a question reply And I bought a cheap vibrator. It didn't touch the sides. Useless.
Who's sides?
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