Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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not so much cheating as being sneaky, but...as a wee nipper visiting my grandma, i was rather disgruntled to only be allowed one biscuit with tea, when the grownups were all allowed 2!
They all went out into the garden to look at some new plants; the perfect opportunity, you would think, to have a sneaky biccy. But no, my mother counted them all before they left the room! curses!
My evil little mind took offence at this, and thought "well, if I can't have more, than neither can they!". So I licked all the biscuits.
When they came back in, and someone reached for the biscuits, I said "I've licked that one." They reached for another: "I've licked that one too."
Evil me!
...evil me got a spanking. and they ate them anyway, knowing that i didn't have herpes or anything. dammit, foiled again!
(, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 16:21, Reply)
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