Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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Moon manWhen I was really little I wanted to live on the moon with the Clangers. Then growing up I wanted to just be sat on the moon looking back at earth in a peaceful, chilled out way as I liked solitude. Then The Police released the single Walking on the Moon and I pondered the terrible thought of what would happen if I broke my leg.
I still wouldn't mind either of the above though.
I just find the moon amazing.
And then I discovered 'shrooms:)
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