Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a comedian.But back in my childhood days, I dreamt of telling poor jokes in a straw hat and with a cane for some reason.
But yeah, I have a life plan:
Step 1: Try to write decent comedy
2: If that falls through, become a ski or outdoor activity instructor
3: Failing that, join the army.
4: If that doesn't work, go into organised crime.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 22:39,
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