Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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World domination, one PC at a timeWanted to be Bill Gates. But then I discovered open-source.
I might say that I was saved before becoming evil and taking over the world.
Also wanted to become a chemist or any kind of researcher, liked the entire "mad scientist" idea. But since I have very little sense of smell, I think that working with chemistry would be a little dangerous (i.e. I wouldn't be able to smell a gas leakage).
(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 2:07, Reply)
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