If you'll be my bodyguard...
For years and years I thought Paul Simon was Chevy Chase.

I'd see movies starring Chase - and always think it odd that he had a seperate career as a singer of strangely worded songs.

Even today, if I see the real Paul Simon on TV, I still can't shake off the feeling that he's an imposter.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 13:56, 11 replies)

You Can Call Me Al

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:08, closed)

I can call you Betty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:15, closed)

As long as one of you will be my bodyguard
you can call me anything.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 16:23, closed)

Hubba hubba.
ASL?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:47, closed)

Why did you delete the link AM?
I enjoyed that.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:47, closed)

Don't you mean
you thought Chevy Chase was Paul Simon?
(username failed moderation, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:47, closed)

link back again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA&ob=av3e

I guess it was the other way round...I thought Chase was Simon - and Garfunkel owned restaurants.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:59, closed)

Did you know
currys sellfridges?
(username failed moderation, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 9:39, closed)

I thought this, too

( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, closed)

when the video was tv once, my dad told me that it was camera trickery and chevy chase was a blown up version of paul simon. i belived that until i saw a chevy chase film
( nikdude, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 21:14, closed)

Heres how you tell them apart,
one tries to be funny and fails miserably, the other doesn't try.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 2:49, closed)