What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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When I was about 12my mate Gary Fish told me that if you masturbate too much your bumhole heals over and you have to go to the hospital to have your turds removed through a hole in your stomach. That night I squatted over a mirror and was convinced I saw a membrane covering my anus. I cried myself to sleep but the next day I had a poo. Needless to say the wanking continued in earnest.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 15:36, 4 replies)
But now you can only wank while shitting on a mirror.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:00,
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Is there another way?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:43,
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Best scat porn there isis your own.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:47, closed)
Gentlemen,I believe you are engaging with a 13 year old.
Keep it clean please, SOPA is watching.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 9:41, closed)
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