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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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The teacher made up the "spin" then sent the child to show another teacher.
Totally the childs fault, yes, with no input from the teachers at all.

It doesn't matter anyway as the story is obvious bullshit as no teaching professional wold ever act that way.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:28, 1 reply)
A couple of things...

1. Do you actually read? or just scan over words then get in a blurry rage?

2. Story is true I'm afraid. There's my obvious poetic licence as I actually wasn't there, but that's pretty much how I heard it.

3. Teachers are people too. They have senses of humour. I'm sorry if you don't.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:35, closed)
Poetic Licence = lies?
What's funny about teaching a small child that doesn't belong to you to flip the bird. Your wife encouraged this behaviour, and got the ball rolling.
I'd have her head on a stick.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:44, closed)
2 of my mates are teachers
and this post is fucking tame compared to some of the stories i've heard from them. I reckon you'd be in for a helluva shock if you found out what most likely goes on at your daughters school.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:01, closed)
Oh shut the fuck up, you oxygen-thieving waste of DNA.
I've seen cheerier funeral directors than you. This is aimed at user_names_suck, incidentally.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:05, closed)
The Daily Mail....
....is strong with this one.



(user_names_suck that is).
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:18, closed)
Her head on a stick? Really? For this?
Sheeesh, if you bothered to stop shouting 'hatecrime' for a second you might enjoy what is a harmless, fun (and funny) post.

What's the matter? Time of the month?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:39, closed)
Clearly
having a laugh with an oblivious child with a joke that goes over his head and creates no harm to anyone is far worse than so-called cyber-bullying i.e. calling people Fat Slags on-line, posting their phone number on the inter-webs, sending pizza delivery people trying to earn a crust (pun intended) on non-fruitful errands, no doubt berated by their boss when they are unable to deliver their goods, and may in some instances have even lost their jobs over it.

But hey ho...having a laugh at work is a far worse crime.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:59, closed)

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