What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Last one I think.I must have been about 9 and I used to share a bedroom with my brother who was 10 years my senior. One evening, as he was getting ready to go out, something fell out of his pocket.
"What's that?" I asked, pointing at the floor. He bent down, picked it up and briefly showed me before pocketing it again.
"You put it on your willy when you have sex."
"oh" said I. I didn't really know what sex was except that men and women did it in bed with no clothes on. It was a condom, the sort that comes in the elongated foil rather than a square packet. I then had the image of what this would look like if you took it out of the packet - a long thin rubbery thing. How did that go on a willy I thought, and decided that you laid it along the length.
Some time later, I was walking out of school and a friend offered me a wine gum, one of the long ones.
"That looks like one of those things that you put on your willy when you have sex". He chortled, "Really?". By this time, I had learnt that you had to put your willy into a woman's fanny for sex.
"We then discussed how this would work, what purpose it served, and most importantly how would you get it to stay on. In the end, we concluded that I'd got it wrong, but couldn't come up with a better explanation.
I forgot all about the idea until during the AIDS scare when Mike Smith was on telly showing the nation how to put a condom on to a plastic willy.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:34,
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Hahahahahahahahaa!...Thank you for the last few minutes whilst I have been reading these posts of yours.
I will now go and click them all...starting with this one.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:41,
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you're welcome
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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I'm so sorrythat you had to watch Mike Smith.
Noel Edmonds already had a sidekick in Keith Chegwin. Why he was tossed aside I shall never know...
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:43,
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