My Christmas NightmareThe bringing together of one's family and friends over the holiday period is never quite as fun as it is supposed to be: this year, my mum and dad will be in the same room for the first time in 28 months. It should prove interesting.
Tell us about the nightmares you've had over christmas.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 13:46)
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My worst christmaswas the year when I got kidnapped by giant mutant glowing sheep from Cumbria who'd been affected by the radiation from chernobyl. They forced me to cook them a big turkey dinner, put party hats on them (have you seen a sheep trying to put a party hat on?) then they made me pull a massive handcart that they'd crafted out of cream cheese into the centre of Rotherham so they could go carol singing. I managed to escape when a friendly goose took me under his wing and flew me home to my parents. Who were so pissed off with me for ruining christmas that they confiscated my stash and locked me in the attic with my brothers evil twin who spent all boxing day trying to force feed me loft insulation. After years of therapy and electric shock treatment they laugh about it, whilst I just quietly rock to myself in the corner caressing my sharp knife ready to pounce when the sheep return with their evil plan for universal domination.... come on you white fluffy watermeloners I'm ready for you this time.......
(, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 19:19, Reply)
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