Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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I used to work in theatre box officeand had a litany of stupid questions thrown at me all the time, like "What time does the 8 o'clock show start?" and "Do all the seats face the front?", but the two best ones I had were:
*A woman who would only buy tickets to a Stevie Wonder concert if I could 100% guarantee he really was blind
*We had one of those hypnotist blokes in doing a show for a bit ('when I clap you will think you are a chicken' type of thing). A woman rang after seeing his show wanting his phone number bcause she wanted him to come and "make (her) give up smoking". I tried to explain the difference between a stage magician and a qualified hypnotherapist. She just got angry with me.
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HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Mon 29 Dec 2003, 2:26,
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