Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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The prime CITV TIME.Another one from Time Computers.
There are actually a couple of famous people to own a Time Computer.
A gentleman called initially to a colleague as his machine was knackered. He wanted a replacement. We refused (No matter what problems anyone has with a computer, we were trained to not give a flying ffffff.. flip). He got all uppity and began to have a tantrum. "I'll have you know I am on the board of directors on the BBC!" After chortling for a while, we managed to get the truth out of him.
He was actually the little fella from Chucklevision.
(*footnote - yes, he did call back, yes, we did cheer him up, yes, we did get him to say "To Me, To You".
****Also, Timmy Mallett once had a tantrum because we wouldn't sort out his Lotus 123 problems. That was fun too.)
(, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:16, Reply)
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