Rugby
Both types, not that I know the difference.

I just don't get it- why is this such a popular sport? Why do people go mad for watching it. Football I kind of understand, it's easier to follow and easier to play with your mates in the park if you want, but rugby- no. Makes no sense to me. I've tried to understand it, and watch it, but no thanks.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:43, 1 reply)

Madonna
WHAT is so special about this so-called "controversial" (oh look at me I can gyrate onstage like everyone else but my my, aren't I shocking) bint whose singing voice probably wouldn't get her very far on the X factor - not that I endorse that. I digress.

Did this woman do something like discover penicillin that I happened to miss during my stoner years or is she just an over-rated cow who takes herself way too seriously for her very little talent!
(trippeh, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:41, 2 replies)

I might get shot for this
but what is this website/nay the internets obsession with Cats?

Fluff?

What?

Theyre evil and scratch the fcuk out of sofas and anything vertical.

I mean really, What is the deal?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:35, 9 replies)

magnets
must be witchcraft
( spingers, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:34, Reply)

Second Life
The primary one is annoying enough, why must people persist with a second one? Which by the way, is not a "life". It's a lonely, miserable, dark period in your actual life you will regret when you're lying on your death bed and you realise the furthest south you ever travelled was your post office.
(Zgrzyt My dog gets more Christmas cards than I do., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:34, 2 replies)

Shopping Channels
Not only are the presenters the most irritating fucknuckles ever to draw breath, who somehow manage to talk while breathing to ensure there are no gaps their inane patter, but the tat they push is so shit that even JML turned it down.
Then, to add insult to injury, the mouth-breathers who want to buy this worthless crap allow themselves to be charged a quid to phone the order line and another eight notes for delivery - even if it's a set of fucking earrings.

And don't get me started on the late night gambling channels.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:33, 1 reply)

Seinfeld.
Nothing more need be said.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:30, 4 replies)

Blow jobs
Nope. Sorry. Don't understand the attraction.

I'm as red-blooded a male as you're ever likely to meet, but face-fucking leaves me cold. I just don't get it. Why would I think it erotic - hell, why would I think it even minimally decent - to expect someone to accept a mouthful of spunk? It strikes me as indicative of a deeply brutal, misogynistic way of seeing a partner.

(I accept that the last sentence belies a heterosexual bias - but you can alter the sex of the "recipient" if you want. It's an unpleasant way to treat another person either way.)

But now the oddity: I don't feel the same way about going down on a woman. I quite like that.






I realise that I don't often answer QsotW in earnest. Normal abuse will be resumed shortly.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:29, 12 replies)

LOST
Tried the first episode, didn't understand the hype. (Did they ever conclude it?)
(whitehorse, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:28, 4 replies)

Silicon breast
Id rather see small NATURAL boobs than a pair of ridiculous gravity defying beach balls covered in scars. Ugh.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:27, 2 replies)

Ugly Betty
I do not understand how it's a comedy, there are no jokes, and you cannot connect with any of the characters. Unfunny unless your level of humour is 'Betty falls over' or 'Betty walks into something'. I tried the first episode, didn't like it, but in the interest of fairness I tried it again a few weeks later, and it was somehow even worse. Please feel free to challenge me on this and explain how Ugly Betty is worth watching, because I just don't understand why anyone would think it is.
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:23, 2 replies)

Born again aetheists
You're as annoying, if not more so, than born again Christians (or whatever). Im no fan of organised religion (the Pope can fuck right off) but every where I go I just see stuff by Dawkins et al and it really grinds my gears. Can't we just accept some people believe in "God", and just because YOU don't does not make them (necessarily) a naive retard.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:18, 5 replies)

I just don't get 'threesomes'
no matter how much I plead. What makes it worse is that she has some real fit girlie mates.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:17, Reply)

Red Hot Chili Peppers
And particularly "flea"'s bass playing. it's not 'funky', the singer's got an annoying voice, and they're just overhyped to the max D:
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:17, 4 replies)

Ok I dont know how to address this man without wanting to punch something but...
Russell FUCKING Brand. Arg FUCK! There's not a word in the English language harsh enough to describe this foul fucking waste of space. I would enjoy nothing more than setting him on fire and beating him with a lead pipe.

..........*ahem*

Other things:

Going out on a Friday and/or saturday night and getting so pissed you end up throwing up on someone and passing out. Dont get me wrong, I like a good piss up as much as the next bloke, but I never get to that point

Going to places that force you to wear a shirt and shoes. If the place won't let me wear clothes I'm most comfortable in, it's not worth it.

Emo kids/music....just why do they exist?
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Flap shots
This might sound a bit weird but...what is it with porn mags and hamburger shots?
Naked women, great, all in favour, but why this obsession with seeing how far up her chuff you can stick the lens? It's not particularly erotic and the usual result is to put me off kebabs for a week.
(Big D, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:14, 3 replies)

Experts.
I fucking hate experts.
You know the type, you will be quietly watching This Morning and suddenly some lifestyle expert comes on to tell us what to eat/what to wear/how to have regular bowel movements/how to please our partners etc.

these people have never met me and are usually far to young to be an expert on anything.

But people seem to eat all their advice up.

Its bollocks guys, think for yourselves.

Length? according to experts the average is 6", so im ok.
(Margatemug, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:13, 3 replies)

im probably talking to the wrong people here
the other night i stayed over at the other halfs where there were laughs, jokes, and drinks. the games console came out, played a couple of games then everyone eventually went to bed, except the other half. he muttered something about coming up soon so i patiently got ready for bed, got in and conked out with the light on.

7 in the morning rolls around. he bounds in and wakes me up. he has beaten the record on a track by an entire second.

whats more. i woke up the next day and trundled downstairs. i told all the boys incredulously why sam was still in bed at 3 in the afternoon. their reaction? to check the record, get annoyed and immediately start trying to beat it again.

im all for games. but staying up all night to beat a race track record by a second? i dont see the attraction.
(ladyintheradiator, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:12, Reply)

lady gaga
i dont like her music and i especially dont get the whole look she has. its not original, its not cool, its not eccentric, its not abstract its shit!
she just looks like a daft bint who dresses herself in ikea's latest cataloge.
.
(stitched, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:04, 5 replies)

Hip hop/RnB/other 'popular' chav music
and all other such talentless aural bum rubbish with a simple beat being talked over incoherently by an equally simple 'G' with 'bling' and 'hoes'.

Just fuck off back to your ghetto. Why couldn't one of the NINE FUCKING BULLETS do the business? They're trying to tell you something. You're not a gangster. You're a cunt.
(Sir General ***WoW***, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:02, 4 replies)

Fucking Ruby on Rails
I'm so glad the wheels have fallen off that particular hype machine.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:59, 4 replies)

B3ta
Honestly, what a bunch of sad, unfunny, socially retarded, masturbation obsessed cunts.

Only kidding!

Arf!
(Sir General ***WoW***, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Friends (the tv show)
what is the fascination with this show? seriously... its not funny.
its not quirky... its not in any way entertaining!... its just plain bland.
the canned laughter just shows how unfunny it is.
it's as though it actually has to has to point out that "HEY! HEY YOU OUT THERE!! THIS IS THE BIT WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH!!"

no.
just no.
if i want to watch so many sposedly 20 somethings in a flat and a coffee shop i'll set up cctv camera in the kitchen.

.
(stitched, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:49, 8 replies)

Football.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:48, Reply)

In university halls of residence. That thing when you share a room...
...and one of you has to not go in because the other is having 'Sexy Time' and has left some sort of sign on the door. This used to be a regular occurance of a mate of mine when I was in London. He studied computer sciences (or some such, I spent most of my time in London drunk) and I shall call him Hugh, for 'twas his name (Ahh the laughter we had at his expense, many, many jokes he had heard since he was about three). Anyway, his room-mate was a stoner called 'Mutch' (He was actually called Jason Starskey but the obvious reference to the seventies cop show meant that he ultimately became known as Mutch through mispronouncing it whilst drunk/high) who was on the same course as he and, by all accounts, was beating off the lady-folk with a poo-covered stick. This annoyed the Heck out of Hugh who would have to stand in the hallway or bugger off to the nearest bar until Mutch and lady-friend had finished. It became well-established fact* that this is why, after a few months, Hugh came out of the closet to us all. Thus it began the legend, 'What leaves Hugh cold, just as Mutch has it. Turns everyone else son.'

*i.e. humerous lie
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:48, 1 reply)

What don't I get?
More like who...

I do NOT get Bob Dylan. I'm sorry. He's a good to very good songwriter, true; I'll be the first one to admit that. But as a performer -- dear gods, people.

1. His singing is so nasal as to actually sound as if he has several pounds of shortening shoved in his sinuses.
2. He's utterly inarticulate. I know his lyrics are insightful, but that's because I've read the damned things. I couldn't tell you what he was saying ninety percent of the time to save my life. Bon Scott could give him diction lessons. Hell, Graham Chapman with fake teeth could have given him diction lessons. I've talked to retarded parrots with more precision of speech.
3. He's ugly. And I don't mean 'so ugly he's cute' ugly, like, say, Tom Waits. He's just ugly. He looks like five miles of bad road. He looks like he has had regular facials with a cheese grater. If he pulled up driving a van with no windows, I'd hide my daughter.
4. Fact is, my boss -- gods love 'im -- went to see Dylan this summer, and brought back a bootleg. He hasn't improved with age. His singing is worse, and his guitar playing is...enh.

Sorry, I don't get it. If Bob Dylan is the voice of a generation, then apparently that voice can't speak -- or sing -- English of ANY sort.
(springjack The King Of Pygmy Marmosets!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:48, 4 replies)

Nirvana
The band. I heard a mates copy of "Bleach" and remeber thinking "What a bloody racket". Then when "Nevermind" went global I bought a c opy and played and played and played it, all the time thinking "It's a work of genius; I must be missing something". I came to the conclusion I was missing the Hype.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:48, 1 reply)

Twitter.
Need I say more?
( Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:45, 1 reply)

I desperately want to be in on it
There must be something in it, but I cqan't see the appeal of whisky. It tastes like chewing a very old pencil. My mate has toured most if not all the distilleries in Scotland and has dozens of bottles of whisky. I've sampled several quality blends and single malts and yet I can't get into it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:45, 14 replies)

David Bowie
David fucking Bowie.

His records are awful and the only original thing he did was dress up like a fucking helmet in a way that for very good reasons no one else had done before. He looked like a cretin.

We’re dealing with a man who, prior to finding success with a spasticated song cashing in on the recent moon landings (pathetic in itself), had already had TWO failed pop careers in different styles. The Stooges (for example) sounded like the Stooges. If no one liked that (and few did when they started out) they didn’t change styles to suit, they just carried on being The Stooges. It’s called integrity. Something ghastly tranny and attention whore Bowie knows nothing about.

Drum’n’Bass? The twat has even had a go at that to stay popular. And don’t give me the ‘pop chameleon’ line either. He’s desperately coat-tailed on the back of any bandwagon going (I’m so angry I’m mixing metaphors now) for decades, and his monkey-straining-for-a-shit delivery sucks a massive cock. ‘The Laughing Gnome’? A terrible Syd Barrett pastiche that certainly doesn’t have me laughing.

He ruined Raw Power by the aforementioned Stooges with his dismal attempt at producing. The mix is fucking retarded, panning all over the show, levels up and down everywhere.

His best song is Rebel Rebel – when he was coat-tailing on the massive success of the Stones. Other than that, the man is utterly without merit.

*to my /OT niggaz – you KNEW I had to do this*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:45, 6 replies)