B3ta /talk
As good as the rest of this website is, /talk is full of the most ignorant, nastiest little clique loving losers i have ever had the misfortune to talk to.

If you don't get the 'in-jokes' then you are insulted and made to feel like shit just for daring to ask a question or mention something about your day.

I bet half the wankers who occupy it wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life. Little turds.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:23, closed)

haha
OP is a rapist paedophile!
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:43, closed)

One for AB's list.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:00, closed)

Stop bitching.
You sound like a gay.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:44, closed)

Aren't you that guy that touched those kids that one time?
You nonces fucking sicken me.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:44, closed)

too fucking right!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:45, closed)

Queer nonce cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:45, closed)

who's your boss? I want to speak to him!

( mr horrible prick wanker, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:46, closed)

I've spoken to a few /talk people in real life,
unfortunately there were no geese present so I am unable to confirm your hypothesis.
( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:46, closed)

Who actually says boo to a goose.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:49, closed)

People tougher than you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:51, closed)

Fucking hell I've clicked the wrong fucking button again.
I was planning on writing something really funny about geese here, but you can forget that now.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:53, closed)

It's no wonder everyone on this board is a whinging cunt. This button configuration is enough to drive anyone mental.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:56, closed)

I reckon we should claim this thread as the new /talk.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:00, closed)

So then,
what did you have for lunch?

I like your post by the way. Stupid fucking board for cunts.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:01, closed)

It'd be great if half of these replies ended up on their popular page.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:03, closed)

They haven't even got a popular page. What's the point?

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:09, closed)

I think they have, it's just hidden behind othe rlinks

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:10, closed)

There is a way to see what posts are most popular in a current QOTW
but I can't remember what it is.
( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:10, closed)

I can't even begin to imagine how awful that place must be.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:13, closed)

I can't find the popular page bit.
I think it might have been removed, to stop the vote being rigged.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:21, closed)

Abandon this plan.
It's awful here.
Smells of mould and sperm.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)

If I click the wrong fucking button one more shitting time, someone's getting stabbed in the face.
I DON'T WANT TO ENTER A FUCKING MESSAGE, I'M FINE WITH JUST USING THE SUBJECT BOX YOU PRICKS.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)

Dear lord, how can they stand it?
We'd be cunts tenfold if we were on here.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:04, closed)

I've only been here five minutes, and already I'm upset at the other boards for having better button layouts.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:08, closed)

Yup, I accidentally replied to Trouser up there, then pressed 'ignore' when I went to delete the post.
and while trying to reply to you, I clicked 'I like this'.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:00, closed)

I just liked you,
WE CAN'T EVEN EDIT.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:01, closed)

It's all going wrong!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)

Run for the mother fucking hills

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:09, closed)

Extra points if you were going to crowbar in a Top Gun reference.

( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:57, closed)

I can't remember now, but it was top quality humour.
Where the fuck has my quick reply gone? What exactly the fuck is the point of this place?
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:58, closed)

It keeps the nonces off /talk
so that we can work on our cliques.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:59, closed)

All the same,
I'm delighted that you like me.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:57, closed)

Cunts who think that sort of thing is HILARIOUS, I would imagine.
So the real insult should be "I bet you'd say boo to a goose! You lolwacky prick."
( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:52, closed)

Well, I'm such a coward, there will be no goose booing.
When I'm about.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:58, closed)

Next week's question of the week should be
"What would you say to a goose?"
( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:01, closed)

HONK!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:04, closed)

Oh fucking hell,
I've caught JackAction disease.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:09, closed)

??????????????
Feel free to copy and paste these where necessary.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:10, closed)

You fat fingered spastic.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:12, closed)

I don't like this, but I can't stop clicking it. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:14, closed)

The middle link.
MIDDLE LINK
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:15, closed)

Why? WHY?

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:20, closed)

That's the reply link.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:21, closed)

Oh fuck, you've messed it up now.
Your's is at the start of the second line.
LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:23, closed)

Oh jesus.
This place is all a bit wrong.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:26, closed)

*Honk*

( Major Turd ington, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:01, closed)

I like this.
I hope its the top answer for the week.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:47, closed)

Clicking this, Mr. Serious!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:54, closed)

WRONG FUCKING BUTTON AGAIN.
I think he's found out about your fear of geese.
( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:00, closed)

Oh JackAction, you link idiot.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:01, closed)

For the love of god, I've clicked 'I like this' yet again.
That must be right, he genuinely knows I wont say boo to a goose as I'd freak out within 100 metres of the fuckers.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:11, closed)

That's some loud intenet you have going on there.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:13, closed)

To be honest.
I think it was quite serious before we even turned up.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:22, closed)

We made it less serious if anything.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:23, closed)

I certainly feel it's become the most popular and replied answer.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:27, closed)

We can live in hope.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:32, closed)

I'm fucking working up a sweat now JMG.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:16, closed)

oh shut up JMG you big bully face

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:17, closed)

Now here's a lad who HAS said boo to a goose and lived to tell the tale.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:28, closed)

boo JMG!
( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:38, closed)

/talk people are all gay. I went on /talk once and got AIDs. I should have listened to Jan Moir.
Would you like to hear about my day?
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:56, closed)

Oh man I hope "Jan Moir is a ShitCunt"
Doesn't spider on google or anything.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:13, closed)

Yeah I'd fuck your shit RIGHTup

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:08, closed)

Holy shit
I've got half of /talk here...

That was not supposed to happen. I'm sure there's rules against this sort of thing.

:P
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:13, closed)

You should feel lucky that we've responded and clicked your post.
No fucker else was going to.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 19:07, closed)

How many people
on /talk /qotw / qotw off topic actually post any decent shit on /main? I haven't in years!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:41, closed)

Ha yeah.
Good one.
( Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:46, closed)

I like /talk
because it means they're all there and not here or on /board
( emvee is the best thing about being British, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:58, closed)

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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:13, closed)

This is so wrong but so right.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)

I only go on /talk because I lost my photoshopping hand in an accident with an extra fast cd tray
:(
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:15, closed)