CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Part 5Baseball caps, Butlins, amusement arcades, door to door salesmen, World of Leather products, fingerless gloves, Maestro cards, super-strength lager, scratch card buyers, frozen food, Finlandia vodka, anyone called Wayne, Bratz toys, Impulse bodyspray, Brut, Old Spice, Lynx, crab sticks, swatch watches, “baby on board” signs, Crocs shoes.
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Impulse bodysprayahhhh, the smell of Impulse always takes me back to some of my favourite memories.
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Actually, some Swatchwatches are quite nice and some are very collectible.
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You're just being a dicknow. What the shuddering fuck is wrong with a Maestro Card you bin rimming devil cock?
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Maestro cards?why?
Useful alternative to VISA/Mastercards, and more widely accepted than Visa Electron
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^thishaving enough ready cash to pay for something without resorting to credit is common?
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Festivipros she had distemper, like my jealous eel, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40,
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I think everybodyis just having a go at everybody else this week in an attempt to thinly disguise their secret lust for one another.
I see lots of hard, dirty sex in all of these people's futures.
Good luck to you all.
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:19,
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...lots of
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I didn't say thatthe hard, dirty sex wouldn't be alone, wank-crying in their Mummy's bedroom over her copy of the 'joy of sex'.
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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Andlot's of people's pasts too
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Battered?What, as in fish? From the chip shop?
Oh, how terribly common.
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Finlandia?Buying Liqour from Iceland is common. Brands you've never heard of. The sort of whisky/brandy/rum/vodka that you buy solely to get drunk, not to enjoy.
Saying that, I was once in Kwik-Save before they shut down, and the checkout next to me had about8 people waiting, and every single person had some booze of one sort or another.
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Ahh, Impulse.I miss Vanilla Kisses - we all had it when I was at school and you'd practically gag in the changing rooms after PE from the smell of 20 shower-dodging 13 year olds sraying it on for teh ladz.
Three ticks for me there, and three for Mr Maladicta, who still wears Lynx.
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:59,
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fingerless gloveswheelchair users,
milkmen (sorting change on cold mornings), shooting (trigger finger unencumbered while hand is still toasty warm),
and many others probably.
Git
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