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swiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."

Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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This is a QotW answer Beggars! Magazines! Footwear!
I was recently walking through town and some beggar was asking if I wanted a "Big Issue".

I merely looked at him, then at my feet and said "No thanks, my footwear fits perfectly well. Why would I need a bigger shoe?"

He looked at me blankly.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment Urgh!
I hate it when B3ta members dont tell proper stories on the qotw board.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment How about global warming?
That's a big issue.
(I helped save b3ta! abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment I heard Jimmy Carr
tell this one.

How sad.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment I walked up to a Big Issue seller the other day
and said "Knock Knock".

"Who's there?", he replied.

"I thought you were meant to be homeless?", I said.

Ba-doom...tish!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment oh come on!
that was terrible, dp...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 13:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment Bollocks to the lot of you!
It made me laugh!

Although if Jimmy Carr said it, please be assured I never watch the moon faced twat.

I nicked it out of Viz!

BGB - If you can't beat em and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment disasterprone
loved it - more please, love your posts!
(hippyjunkiescum, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:00, closed)
This is a QotW comment pah
I got accosted by a bigger shoe seller at the weekend and was reminded of this post.

Instead of just buying a copy I just scurried past giggling so yes alright it was funny and I'm sorry.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:46, closed)

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