Pr0n
Many moons ago, around Xmas time, Mrs. Kite had gone out with a few friends for a curry and beer. I'm at home on me tod. I have a few beers and whilst idly flicking up the TV Channels I come to the pr0n section. Now I dont know what it was (beer prolly) but I thought "Oh fuck it, lets subscribe and see what we get" - I was no stranger to pr0n anyway, Mrs. Kite being cool about these things. I phoned in me details and readied myself with sweaty palms for a night of fwapping ecstacy...

Well it was OK I guess, but man was it tame. I mean if your a bum man you're well away but anything "harder" (pun intended) and you'd be disappointed. I went back to watching Panorama.

A week or so later I got the promised vouchers for "£20 off bongo mags" - which was a booklet of 40 coupons worth 50p off "Fat and Fifty" or "Ancient and Asian" or some such. Landfill now.

So DONT subscribe to TV Pr0n its crap - buy the proper stuff. much better. Or use teh Interwebs - it's what it was invented for.
(kitescreech His Tiggers are battle ready on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 12:22, closed)

The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn,
Grab your dick and double click,
For porn, porn, porn
(Kristoff_ska, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:20, )

when will people realize?
you can get fantastic pron on the net for free? why are you still paying for it??

the only time i ever got mad at the ex-mr badgers about pron was when he paid for it.......there are hundreds (nay thousands) of FREE websites!
(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 18:22, )

hah
It's censored. You can't show full penetration on british tv.

Think we have it bad? In Japan, all forms of porn are censored - you can't show genitalia at all. It partially explains the..."creativity" of the porn over there.
(kimini touches your shoulder gently on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:39, )

Carp pron
What is the point in soft porn?
People who don't like porn hate it.
People who do like porn hate it.
(oneinthepink Dirty deeds done dirt cheap on, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 13:05, )