9/11?
I heard it was cows. They broke into the main cabins from storage disguised as hand-luggage and took out the towers as on the stock market the value of butter was dropping and they were heading the way of the euro, so they tried to take out the stock exchange to do this.

The Ameri-guns then took action on this, and knowing that Al-Queda had shares in Unigate took the fight back to them, until every last motherfucking bouvine terrorist in Iraqistan was either blown up, or turned into a lush barbecue outing.

Now America own most of Unigate....it's only a matter of time before butter prices get forced back up.

*Maybe completely true, when I was on acid my cat explained this to me and it made perfect sense*
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:18, 5 replies)

Those beefy bastards.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:21, closed)

Tony B. LIAR was involved!
Don't forget Tony B. LIAR!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:32, closed)

NU LIE BORE!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:36, closed)

Makes about as much sense as the alternative theory.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:38, closed)

I think you're milking it a bit now

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:51, closed)