It's all true
9/11 - inside job AND there were explosives in the buildings

The earthquake in Japan recently - that was caused by a test-firing of HAARP

Princess Dinana? Killed by the Royals (more about them later)

Lone gunman killing JFK? My arse he did!

Barak Obama is not only not an American, he's also a Muslim pretending to be Christian.

Elvis, Lord Lucan and Robert Maxwell all work in my local chippy.

Man on the moon? Do me a favour. Faked, all of it.

There are real alternatives to oil based fuels - "they" keep them under wraps though.

The Jews, the Royals, Hulk Hogan and the Masons are all conspiring with the 12-foot tall lizards to run the world. Finger in every pie, them NWO lot.

Digital TV is controlling our minds.

Chemtrails. CHEMTRAILS! That's how the government keeps us placid. There were problems with the delivery system in the summer and the withdrawal made the youth go wild.

Water flouridation is just population control.

Aliens have visitted us, but the NWO have kept it under wraps so they can "invent" new technology stolen from the Greys. How else do you explain microwaves, velco and Pot Noodles?

AIDS is man made to help get rid of the gays and the blacks.

The Boxing Day Tsunami was caused by China testing underwater nukes.

All FIFA draws are rigged. They freeze some balls and heat up others, so the person drawing can pick the right ones.

Big Pharma. Say no more.

But none of this maters, we all know the world will end next year anyway, dont we?
(ScousersPet, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:50, 9 replies)

You Are The Goat
AICMFP

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:52, closed)

It's spelt N.W.A

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:30, closed)

New World Arseholes?
Americans, you mean?
(ScousersPet, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:36, closed)

I don't know
But their headquarters is in Compton, assuming they haven't already moved straight outta there.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:37, closed)

This

(Blunt Logic, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:41, closed)

What about..
...the Illuminati?
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:22, closed)

That would just be shamefully credulous.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:27, closed)

What the fuck is velco?

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:56, closed)

It's what
FALCO calls himself now. Only, he's in hiding for what he did to Amadeus. Or Dr. Zayus. I forget which.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:37, closed)