Covo killer, ultimate foot in mouth?
One of the few periods where I've said something, only to one to vanish or just punch myself in the face.

While working a Sainsbury's a collegue came into work, a little early for his shift, with a face so glum and sad.

As you do I said what people always do for a laugh,

"who died?", with a slight grin on my face. My collegue was normally up for a laugh and was just normal banter, until he replied

"My dad"

I instantly wanted to dissapear, make harm upon myself for saying something so stupid.

In my defence what was he doing comming into work?

Turned out his dad had died of a heart attack in the night, but was so upset and depressed that he just wanted to get out the house (he still lived with his parents at the time), so came to work.

Are these stories suppose to be funny? *Shurg*
( retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, 4 replies)

Shurg

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:59, closed)

schmerg schmerg schmerg

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:16, closed)

Word of the week.
Shurg.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:39, closed)

"In my defence what was he doing comming into work?"
Probably looking for the "m" he left lying around.
(TheColonel, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:19, closed)