Bagpipes
At the funeral of a Scottish friend. My mate, in a loud voice, on walking past the lone bagpiper stood in full kilt and sporran playing a mournful tune as the congregation file in behind the coffin:

"Fucking buskers. THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE."
(DBS, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:33, 5 replies)

Amazing

(Document Pocket, Mon 16 May 2011, 16:54, closed)

Grace

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:21, closed)

Hah!

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:25, closed)

There's never a time and a place for bagpipes
And I speak as a Scotsman myself
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:07, closed)

I don't have time
for people who die. Selfish effin nitwits.
(DBS, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:54, closed)