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I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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i once went to an abroad where there is a culture of backhanders so I paid some backhanders and the end

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 20:12, 13 replies)
Hold on senor.
You don't get to say "the end" until you've given us some honey, comprend?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 Jul 2014, 20:23, closed)
stay about from my bommyknocker

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 23:10, closed)
Lies
Everyone knows you've never been outside Milton Keynes.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:52, closed)
I've only been to Milton Keynes once.
I went to the IKEA. People from Milton Keynes seem to go to IKEA for a day out. That's my lasting impression of Milton Keynes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 23:10, closed)
Needs moar roundabouts.
Your story, that is. Not Milton Keynes.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 0:50, closed)
there were disappointingly few roundabouts
there's a new bypass that seems to just go straight to IKEA ... Milton Keynes is now just a suburb of a Swedish cheap furniture shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:28, closed)
In the sticks?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 9:08, closed)

How long before the town changes its name to Miltøn Kēynës?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 9:53, closed)
I've been to the Milton Keynes IKEA for a day out,
and I don't even live in Milton Keynes!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 10:30, closed)
lol pussywhipped gayboy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 10:46, closed)
I only buy manly things from IKEA.
Light fittings, screws, scatter cushions, and such.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 10:58, closed)
lies
I don't believe you've ever been outside.
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:35, closed)
outside? what is this strange earthling emotion you call "outside"?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:00, closed)

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