dave
few years ago one of my mates shagged one of my other mate's sister. she's 10 years or so older but looks exactly like her brother. either he was too pissed to notice or liked the thought of shagging dave only with tits and a fanny.

*shudder*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, 2 replies)

That
should be how you refer to her from now on, "Dave only with tits and a fanny". You could shorten it to "dowtaaf". Although probably not.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:55, closed)

shedave
could work.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:36, closed)