in the words of my fellow workmate..
''my aim in life is to get on the sex offenders list''
(Lord Chode, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:05, 6 replies)

Actually
I know a guy who got charged as a sex offender and was immediately fired as a result. He worked with me in the semiconductor plant, and had the same job as me but in another department. Apparently he flashed some woman in a parking lot and she immediately called for the cops. His picture was on the website for one of the local news channels.

I copied the picture into an MS Word document and gave it the caption "The Head of our new Flash Memory Division" and put it up in his department...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:19, closed)

Great stuff
named and shamed.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:35, closed)

In truth
I thought it was a bit harsh- apparently he stepped out from behind a car and in front of a woman with his cock sticking out of his fly, but didn't say anything or do anything else. He really didn't deserve to be busted for that- yelled at, perhaps, but not arrested.

Then again, I've never even been yelled at by the cops for such things...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:43, closed)

My ex got 10 years on that
and I hear that he doesn't find it enjoyable.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:38, closed)

That's probably because
your ex is a real person rather than a "kerazee" kid who posts "hilarious" stories on the internet. If you look at his profile you will see the standard your dealing with here.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:52, closed)

r u referring to me
cos u can bloody well pack it in, i'm only answering to the QOTW ffs
(Lord Chode, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:11, closed)