Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Social ServicesIf you're ever looking for a job, try Social Services. They're always after staff as they have the highest long-term sick and highest resignation rate of all Local Government employees.
I can remember one conversation I had with a Social Worker who was having trouble with her computer. I took the job as there was only me and one other techy who was allowed to work on the Social Services computers due to the nature of the information held there. They used a database called "CareFirst"
Social Worker: "There's something wrong with CareFirst. I can logon OK and I can get into "Families" but I just can't get into "Relationships".
Me: "Neither can I - I'm scared of commitment"
She fell off her chair laughing. Poor souls - they don't get many giggles in their job.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13,
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