Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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I wasat a works do in Maidstone once next to a hotel. Got pretty pissed so me and a couple of mates decided to go for a wander around the hotel and cause some trouble. Couldn't really find much to do and was feeling quite tired so went into one final room where there was a huge blue rug. "Lovely!" I thought, so went for a lie down.
Turns out the big blue rug was an indoor swimming pool
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:16, closed)
*clicks*Splash!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:10, closed)
Not sure I believe youCan people really be that drunk?
Oh, well. Have a click anyway.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:00,
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That's the firstof these answers to actually make me smile. Have a click.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:12, closed)
I'm with Enzymebut you still get a click
even better if you were really that drunk!
(, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 2:23, closed)
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