More Terrible HotelsActually paid to sleep somewhere that turned out to be less compfy, private or clean than the bench in the park outside? Tell us all about it.
Or perhaps you'd like to boast about getting upgraded to a sea-view suite next door to Stevie Wonder, like my colleague keeps doing? Over and over...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:36)
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The Oasis HotelHarlow, land of my dreams.
After the wheels came off, I was temporarily housed in the Oasis Harlow.
First night there, about 2 in the morning
Having a fag outside when this chinese fella, wearing a smaller persons t shirt and a towel round his waste came stomping over to me and sshouted "you're one of them! I recognise you!"
Then he was off.
Next morning's chat, turns out the chinese fella had picked up a working girl and took her to the oasis.
He'd just got his clothes off when two geezers came in, slapped him about a bit and took off with his clothes and car keys.
Another night.
About 1 in the morning, I can hear some woman walking round knocking at people's doors, screaming "I need some fackin foil, I know you ave, gimme sam fackin foil.
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Some shouted "use a fackin' spoon"
After a disturbingly long period of absolute quiet, she pipes up
"Spoon! I need a fackin spoon, I know you've got some.........."
For your amusement, go to tripadvisor and look up the reviews of the Oasis Harlow,
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Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:59,
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What a waste.----------------
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 20:00,
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I like the blurry, 200px wide photos of beds.Really sums up the ambience.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:15,
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