not me, my dad
back when i was a babe in arms my folks moved in to their first home. a decorating frenzy ensues and late one night my dad(19 at the time) and my dads brother(about 15/16) were scraping wallpaper only to find a door with no handle, just a keyhole. obviously my old man thought i've got another room/cupboard, lets get it open. grabbing a coathanger he sets about undoing the lock, with a loud snick he and my uncle proceed to pry it open. it came ajar with a massive ripping noise followed by a blood curdling scream. needless to say my dad and uncle shit themselves and nearly killed each other getting out of room.

turns out the entire row of terraced houses used to be dormitory for trainee priests and all the now seperate houses are now connected by doors and the pair of silly twats had ripped a door shaped hole in the neighbours wallpaper
(studdley ruffrod no crack too slack, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:48, 12 replies)

*Click*
:-D
( splorp ®, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:53, closed)

Fantastic!

(dchurch bah, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:55, closed)

Haha!
Click
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:04, closed)

Fabulous.

( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:08, closed)

click

( zulu eh?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:54, closed)

Yes!
click!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:38, closed)

Brilliant!
*clicks*
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:05, closed)

Love it!
*click*
(richardm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:19, closed)

Agreed
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(Rsoles, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:50, closed)

Bwahahahaha *click*

(FirstBendBunching All four back please..., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 23:55, closed)

hahaha
*clickity*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:12, closed)

Well told!
That really did make me laugh out loud!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:32, closed)