I find the /talk obsession with paedophilia a bit creepy.
They seem to spend their whole lives online, twisting every interaction between adults and children into a supposed opportunity for "noncing". Why would somebody spend so much time thinking and talking about it like that….it’s not right.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:39, 39 replies)

b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1160752
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:41, closed)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts?q=nonce
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:52, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/professions/post740614
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:53, closed)

I'm not sure what that's intended to demonstrate.
All the /talk links are a single (unfunny) running joke about one particular member. The genuinely creepy ones are all from /offtopic and /links.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:59, closed)

Like this one?
And the bloke defending him?
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/lolnonce.png
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:05, closed)

I'm not going to defend /talk after the ugly fucking fiasco of the last couple of days anyway.
cr3 should lock the door for a few days and only let out the survivors. Or Mr and Mrs Mongy-Geordie as they will have become.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:17, closed)

What happened?
I mustn't have been paying attention/was busy pretending to work.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, closed)

gazd

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:34, closed)

/links terrifies me.
There's people on there who LIKE Dave!'s 'musical' offerings for fuck's sake.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:43, closed)

Fame at last*!
*Terms and conditions apply. Fame may differ to that shown.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:09, closed)

this will end well

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069780
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:51, closed)

I don't know. Why do you spend so much time thinking about paedophila?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)

Interesting
maybe you should ask them this.
I bet you'd be spot on and they'd all agree.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:04, closed)

I've found a sport that is even less of a sport than XTREMEPLATETHROWING
www.wired.com/playbook/2011/04/kronum-unholy-sports-mashup/

You should definitely find some people who play this and bully them. It'll be like when people who play online dwarf fighting take the piss out of people who play real life dwarf fighting.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:10, closed)

Careful
you're admitting that Frisbee isn't the worst sport ever.
This could be comparable to noncery/creepiness and Dr Shambolic would probably wa-oh :/
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:13, closed)

Whoa there, cowpoke.
I've never conceded that frisbee is a sport at all.

But at least it isn't based on a children's book.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:15, closed)

What did you mean by 'even less of a sport'
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...? *leans forward with steepled fingers under chin*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

I'm measuring negative sportness.
Frisbee - minus 8 degrees sport
Campus quidditch - minus 23 degrees sport

I haven't yet decided if there is a sport equivalent of minimal entropy. But it probably involves ironic tweed and iPads.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:19, closed)

But you're still saying that it has some measurability as a sport
*sees how far this can go*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

Fetch it! There's a good dog!
*chucks plate*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, closed)

*spends 5 minutes biting feverishly at the top to try and grip it*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)

Haha.
The entire history of frisbee can be forgiven for the simple pleasure of watching a dog fail to pick one up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:28, closed)

Fuck off, I've nearly got it!
ANG ANG ANG ANG ANG ANG fuck ANG ANG ANG ANG
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:30, closed)

I’m not saying that that they’re ‘protesting too much’.
I find that constant background noise creepy. I don’t find the meme that "nonce" is an acceptable response to pretty much any mention of children anything but a bit sick making.

Posting "…once put three fingers into the fanny of a three year old girl on the beach on holiday …" in the form of a joke may have a normalising effect? Granted I don’t know what I’m talking about here, but it’s the taking of this behaviour from being a rare extreme and putting into the everyday….what can I say…I just don’t like it.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)

I agree that all the screen captures and meticulous archiving and referencing
of other people's stories and replies does seem somewhat overly-concerned, yes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:14, closed)

Yes, and the evidence locker at the police station proves that coppers are dealing crack.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

Talk is teh POLICE?!
OH NOES!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:17, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:19, closed)

Hahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:21, closed)

Cookie Monster out of costume?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:09, closed)

Stop that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:19, closed)

*hangs head*
Sorry.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:21, closed)

WE'RE ON TO YOU.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:15, closed)

ROF
Some obvious trolling there Sunny Jim.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

It's only trolling when someone from /talk does it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

The internetz
is not fair!
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:34, closed)

It's only trolling when someone I don't like makes a point I disagree with and can't reasonably argue against.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:40, closed)

or it's Rory Lyon

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:57, closed)