Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Father in law tongue sandwichMr t0ria's mum and dad like to think they are quite posh. When I first met them, I didn't know about their insistence on kissing everyone on both cheeks to greet them, despite the fact they are in fact Welsh, not continental.
Picture the scene- Mr t0ria's dad greets me. I expect a nice friendly hand shake, He moves in to kiss me on the cheek. Surprised, I turn my face. We meet in the middle and end up lip to lip. I kissed my future father in law full on the mouth.
Unfortunately, he now seems to think that I did this deliberately, as if it is some hip "young persons" way of greeting complete strangers. Every time we meet now he goes in for a full on smacker on the mouth. I have to awkwardly try to deflect it without drawing too much attention to what is happening.
At least that is what i think is going on..... *shudders*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:33,
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this makes me cringe more than most thingsMaybe it's a northerner thing. Right there with you....Kissing people you don't know intimately is a silly thing that only leads to getting it wrong.
I've got a kissing one...
www.b3ta.com/questions/cringe/post318015
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:38,
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Yeah yeah!Come on, you going to tell me you've never tried to slip him the tongue?
Tee hee
*click*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:46,
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