Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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The list of my crushes is both long and embarassing......but the strangest one was when I was a toddler.
I had a crush on The Hulk.
Not of the 'Hogan' variety.
Or Bill Bixby.
I truly loved the big green fella who went 'Rarr!' a lot and threw people about.
I even had a Hulk doll that I took to bed with me.
*cue sad Hulk end credit music*
I still have the doll but have lost the longing for a big, green, angry, musclebound, gamma-ray-accident-created mutant.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 2:37, closed)
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