Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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When I was a child of about 10 or 11...I decided that I only liked ugly boys.
One day in the magazine aisle, mine eyes drifted upon one Alfred E. Neuman, the MAD Magazine mascot. I developed a crush. Thankfully, this lasted only a few days.
Note: this attraction to ugly boys lasted until about two years ago. I even had the gall to date the school's nose-picking farter in 8th grade. Ew.
(, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 3:22, closed)
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